If you’ve ever treated your record collection with more devotion than most people treat their actual belief system, this shirt gets you. “Jesus Loves Vinyl” is a playful nod to the idea that the warm crackle of a needle drop might just be the closest thing to a spiritual experience.

With a distressed illustration that feels like it’s been loved, washed, and worn since the golden age of LPs, this tee is made for crate-diggers, audiophiles, and anyone who knows a sacred ritual when they hear one. The verse-style line adds just enough tongue-in-cheek charm to make people smirk without starting any theological arguments.